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​Draymond Green takes his nut tapping off the court, gets arrested

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Draymond Green cannot seem to stop hitting people in the nuts. According to ESPN, Green was arrested in East Lansing Sunday morning after an altercation. Police reported that there were no injuries but if Green is convicted, he could face up to 93 days in jail and a $500 fine.


We thought that Steven Adams and Lebron would be the only victims, but Green seems to be nut tapping people in public as well. I haven't seen this much nut tapping since a middle-school gym class. It's not that hard Draymond, just keep your hands in your pockets when you walk by someone. 


 This must have been why the Warriors recruited Kevin Durant. They knew that Green couldn't resist the urge to nut tap someone and that this was going to happen eventually. If I were the police I would immediately hand Draymond Green a Flagrant 2 foul and suspend him for the first 5 games of the season. 


First Steph assaults someone with a mouth guard and now Draymond Green is nut tapping? It's time for Steve Kerr to take control of his team.



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